and I should be punished...
So it's time for a meme...
It involves math... so get your calculator. :p
Simply go through the list, read the 'infractions', and add up the 'fines' that apply to you.
if you've ever done the thing listed... you get fined.
At the end, report what your total fine is. You don't have to spill the beans on what you're paying for... just the total dollar amount.
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Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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My Grand Total: $330.00
I've been very naughty [wink]
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$800.60
You are a saint....
Also having a threesome should cost more than anal, it's much harder to find two girls that take it up the arse than one.....
lol, well I'm far from a saint but I'm also a good girl who didn't start fucking until after I got married.
How the hell did you get such a high total [shock]
I'm no angel.
To be honest, once the love of my life left me about ten years ago I played the field.
When you lose someone you felt was your soulmate, nothing matters anymore. So imagine what I survived....
there but for the grace of God go I...
If Styles had left me last spring, I'm sure I would have done a lot of things to regret.
I never have regretted anything, life throws some large stones at you sometimes.
I do however feel that in hindsight that the people who decided to make the decisions they did have missed out on me. Does that make sense?
Might sound selfish, but I know I had, and still have, something to offer, even if I only have a few dollars of sin left.....
well I still think you are a good guy so that must count for something [I'd wink but my keyboard is broken]
Then let me do so on your behalf....
;)
I can make my own winks now so ;) :D ;)
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