LoL of the morning

So I am having some problems with my Barn Manager AKA Moron Man.
Last week when the "no visitors" rule came down I sent him an e-mail.
Subject: liability

I need to know how soon you will have the new liability releases done,
one of my students is practicing for a horse show coming up at the end
of this month and we cannot afford to skip many lessons.
She and I will be representing Grand Forks Stables at an Eventing Show
in Fargo.
Thanks
Sarai Kramer

This is what he sent back
Subject:re: Liability

We'll get it completed next week and let the membership know. I'll get
it done as soon as I can. As far as lesson continuation, writing and
finalizing the individual service contracts may take a little longer.
But, I want to get them done quickly so we can advertise it if any of
you agree to the terms and wish to offer lessons...thanks..

As you can see he was/is not overly concerned about my students upcoming show, he could care less if she gets to practice or not. He just wants the "feather in his cap" of managing a stables that offers lessons, I don't know if any other base stables have lessons programs but I'm betting not many. Without me there wouldn't be ANY lessons but whatever.*rolls eyes*

Now last evening I received this from him out of the blue, I had no idea what inspired it.
Subject: lessons


You have a student who is showing one of your horses at a show in Fargo (I think you told me Fargo) soon, and I’m concerned about their inability to practice based on our “Off Limits” policy. Please bear with me as I work through this issue. I’m not entirely sure how it’s going to play out yet, but I feel you deserve to be kept up-to-date because of the situation between you and your student. As soon as I can get these issues completed, I will let you and the rest of the membership know. Thank you for your continued patience…

The only thing I can think of is one of my other students was supposed to start lessons for the summer last night, I had to call and let them know we couldn't do lessons for now, and in fact I couldn't even let her come see the horses due to the management decisions of "no visitors", I suggested if they wanted to they could take a complaint to the barn manager.

I sent this email to Hannah's mom and she only replied with one statement

(name) is a Douche

That made my morning right there...